Please forgive the mess as we reconstruct our website! We're getting ready to produce some great stuff over the next few months, but in the meantime, here's the most recent episode of Stumble Squad: Baby Stumbles!
Had this been a real website,
it would taste like paint chips.
it might've been more patriotic.
it would look better on a CRT.
it would've combusted by now.
it would've been higher resolution.
it would've had spiders.
it would've had red and green too.
it would've made you look.
it could've been all you'd dreamed.
it would've gotten rid of that smell by now.